i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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