I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I fill condoms, not promises.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize