We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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