wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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