You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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