Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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