My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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