There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
As shirtless as possible
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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