Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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