He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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