didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
