if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
