drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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