I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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