More tranny stories later!
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I could have mohawked her pubes.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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