adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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