need another drink. this is the easiest way
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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