Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
