so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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