I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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