Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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