So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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