if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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