is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
don't judge my taste in strippers
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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