Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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