Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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