Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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