i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
how does that bad decision feel?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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