He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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