i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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