Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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