do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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