my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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