Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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