i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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