Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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