I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
soo... how was my night?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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