I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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