is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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