I'm lost and stupid without you.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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