she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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