Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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