so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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