It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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