well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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