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say what?
wanna hang out?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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