i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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