There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
She made me pour olive oil on her.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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