Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I had to cum in my sink.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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