Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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