Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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