her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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