kristin has been a bad kristin
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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