Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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