my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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