I must be too annoying 4 u.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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