My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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